This is a reactionary post generated after learning Danny McBride is to play MCA, when it clearly should be Tommy Carcetti! Clearly!

We're also sad that Mike D. is not being played by the Ice Truck Killer.

Mark Zuckerberg is a time traveler.

I know what you're saying: "how can this be a secret twin when these are both just pictures of Montgomery Clift?"

It's ok that they have the same logo cause this game is about waking up when you want to, except on Wednesdays, when you get rudely awakened by the dustmen.

PattiCharlotteSmithGainsbourg?

Louis C.K. is none too pleased to be secretly twins with Jim Cramer.

Suspiria's Jessica Harper and Indiana Jones' girlfriend Marion Ravenwood are SO HAPPY to be secret twins!