CNN's improbably named Candy Crowley and Paul Sorvino.

I previously thought that Bratz dolls were damaging our young girls by giving them unreasonable expectations of head size.  Lil' Kim proves those expectations are perfectly reasonable.

Relatedly, Niani also spotted this doll-to-human secret twin, involving J.Lo and another Bratz.

I did not recognize that woman as J. Lo.  I thought she was your kinda rich and kinda trashy friend's mom.  Le sigh.  This brings us NO CLOSER to concluding The Great J. Lo Debate of 2003: Trashy v. Classy!  Nice digits, camera guy.  

Niani: does growing up in SanMo make you a natural twinspotter?

There's just something about Green Day drummer Tre Cool that makes me think he might have been the inspiration for Kyle's mom.

I know! When I saw President Bush's ambassador to Afghanistan Zalmay Khalilzad in the NYTimes, I thought, "That's Ralph Nader!" too.

Upon further investigation, it turns out that Ralph Nader, even at a strapping 17 (shown below in 1912), looked like a slightly ancient Harrison Ford.
Ralph Nader has ALWAYS BEEN OLD!

Vermont Senator Patrick Leahy and Tweedle-Dee.

Keira Knightly and the Alien alien.  Come on!  Look at that jaw!  

This "man's" "shoe" we found on zappos.com and bull terriers.

Pope Benedict XVI and this thing from a Star Wars movie. I haven't seen that Star Wars business and avoid all things papal, but I'm sure they are both lovely men.

Janet Napolitano and Liza Minnelli

This is not a secret twin. It just happens to be the best Microsoft clip art ever. It comes up with the search term "radio." You're welcome.

PC Paul Allen and PC John Hodgeman

Russell Crowe used to look like Mickey Rourke, and now he looks like Eddie Vedder.  (I know, a post that includes Mickey Rourke and nothing is said about how he currently looks like Nick Nolte's mug shot?  I must be going soft.)