It's ok that they have the same logo cause this game is about waking up when you want to, except on Wednesdays, when you get rudely awakened by the dustmen.

PattiCharlotteSmithGainsbourg?

Jelly-era Flaming Lipster Wayne Coyne and often befuddled Sam Rockwell. I'm so sorry Sam. It's just cause you're often befuddled. Someone will apologize for 1993. Someday.

This caricature of singer Sam Mayo might have inspired both Pee-wee and Jambi, but mostly Jambi. With the whole disembodied head thing.

Katrina points out: bad teenage mustache aficionados Prince and 60s necrophiliac murderer Winston Moseley have been secretly twins for some time.

Jude Law is turning into Phil Collins. We're not even going to say how this makes our 15 year old selves feel. But Seriously...

Talking Head Jerry Harrison and almost famous Patrick Fugit.

Are we sure we know which one of these women shot Andy Warhol? It was clearly Carrie Brownstein all along since we know Lili Taylor is secretly blind. Hence that jacket.

Mike D, are you secretly the Ice Truck Killer?

It's Lou Reed day at Secretly Twins! Here he is using a negative of an image of Frankenstein's monster for his Transformer album cover.

This all started when my friend Matt suggested Ira Glass and Anthony Bourdain. What do either of those gentlemen have to do with Lou Reed and Frankenstein?, you ask. Well, because Lou Reed is also clearly Anthony Bourdain, that's what!

You're not off the hook yet, Ira Glass!

Was the creation of Amy Winehouse inspired by the cartoon version of Lydia Deetz from Beetlejuice?

Skip the fake mustache, Bright Eyes, we all know you're Tapatio.

I previously thought that Bratz dolls were damaging our young girls by giving them unreasonable expectations of head size.  Lil' Kim proves those expectations are perfectly reasonable.

Relatedly, Niani also spotted this doll-to-human secret twin, involving J.Lo and another Bratz.

I did not recognize that woman as J. Lo.  I thought she was your kinda rich and kinda trashy friend's mom.  Le sigh.  This brings us NO CLOSER to concluding The Great J. Lo Debate of 2003: Trashy v. Classy!  Nice digits, camera guy.  

Niani: does growing up in SanMo make you a natural twinspotter?

There's just something about Green Day drummer Tre Cool that makes me think he might have been the inspiration for Kyle's mom.

Janet Napolitano and Liza Minnelli

Russell Crowe used to look like Mickey Rourke, and now he looks like Eddie Vedder.  (I know, a post that includes Mickey Rourke and nothing is said about how he currently looks like Nick Nolte's mug shot?  I must be going soft.)

Ice Cube looks an awful lot like some Chinook art.

Niani points out that they probably go to the same colorist.

Hilary points out: nautical NW crooners Colin Malloy + Ben Gibbard = secret twins!

Yep, that's Katherine Hepburn. Or is it David Bowie? Congratulations, Bowie, on having multiple secret twins!!